Have we really become so politically correct that we have to screen for script-kiddie speak on license plates?
You know that you are not winning hearts and minds when you are forced to make a public statement like this:
“We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”
This would probably make an amusing party question/activity: determining your porn star name. A quick survey via email yielded these gems from some friends: “Fuzzy Boxwood”, “Bituminous Pineglen”(!) and “Buffy Maple”. Based on those results, I could see this really working for someone ‘in the biz’.